Sunday, February 14, 2010

To the ** that stole my wallet

Dear Thief,

I hope you enjoy and the best of luck with it's contents, Im sure all of which are completely invaluable to you, but pose quite an inconvenience for me now, thanks a ** lot.

75 cents
my Id
medicare card
bank card with total available funds being minimal
maxed out credit card
student card
library card
key to work
defunct sim card
and various business cards which you can keep, I have no use for them anyways

Oh and to the creep filming with the video camera, I saw you, and I know that you and the thief that stole my wallet are one and the same. And that you also stole the video camera, successful little night you had there hey?

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