I hope you enjoy and the best of luck with it's contents, Im sure all of which are completely invaluable to you, but pose quite an inconvenience for me now, thanks a ** lot.
bank card with total available funds being minimal
maxed out credit card
key to work
defunct sim card
and various business cards which you can keep, I have no use for them anyways
Oh and to the creep filming with the video camera, I saw you, and I know that you and the thief that stole my wallet are one and the same. And that you also stole the video camera, successful little night you had there hey?